[ humanstuck!Eridan account, with flavors of cocky asshole and rebel hipster mixed in. ]
Your name is EDDISON AMPORA. You are 19 YEARS OLD and you are going to enlist in the MARINE CORPS. You tend to be a bit of a PARTY ANIMAL and a MASSIVE FLIRT. You enthuse interests from your CHILDHOOD, particularly in HISTORY - particularly ANCIENT CONQUERERS aND DICTATORS and THE RULERS OF ANCIENT SOCIETIES - and a fickle interest in MAGIC, even though it is FAKE FAKEY FAKE. You work at a food chain that belongs to a friend of your FATHER, who happens to own a MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION. You have become QUITE THE REBEL in response to your troubled HOME LIFE, and ARE ALSO QUITE THE HIPSTER. You have an ECLECTIC MUSIC TASTE and enjoy HAVING FUN AT ANY COST and BREAKING THE LAWS OF SOCIAL NORMS. Because fuck you, living in an uptight household SUCKS BALLS.